Funny Dumb Criminal Stories – 3 Instant Classics! Brought to You By: CriminalLawyer.net 1. Mommy and Clyde A young man asked his mother to drive him to the bank without telling her he planned to rob it. He told her to wait while he went inside to conduct his business. A few minutes later junior came running out with the cash, only to find that mom had parked the car and gone inside a nearby grocery store to do some shopping. 2. How About A Demonstration A man walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer to a group of children. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked him for a piece of identification to use for demonstration purposes. The man gave them his driver’s license. They entered it into the computer and moments later arrested him because information on the screen showed he was wanted for a two year-old armed robbery. 3. Pneumatic Tube A couple of geniuses pulled into a bank’s drive-up lane, put their stick-up note in the pneumatic tube, pressed the button to send it in, then patiently waited in their car for the loot to arrive. The police arrived a few minutes later and arrested the pair.